Minge Mayo

Vaginal Excretion the day after fornication.

Bloody hell, the minge mayo from last night just ran down my leg!

by CGJR December 15, 2025

cookie Mayo

Cookie Mayo references lesbians, munch munch that cookie till you get the Mayo, you may think that's for everyone but no it's a gay term. Exclusively. #lesbian

Person 1 "I might ask Lindsey for her number, what are your thoughts?"

Person 2 "no. She's literally a cookie Mayo."

by Iinventedcookiemayo3000 December 18, 2025

Spicy Mayo

When you stick large items down your urethra until it bleeds and than cum mixing it together

John made spicy mayo im his girls mouth last night

by Kunt_Wida_K January 2, 2026

Mayo

Mayo: some might think of mayonnaise but for someone special that is their nickname ironic huh, mayo is someone who can light up any room they are in they love hard they will protect you till the end and always rode for you it’s hard to try to love him when all he does is try to put on a act but once you break the shell he’s the one that carries your heart

mayo is the man of your dreams believe that

by baby mami November 22, 2021

On Mayo

If one says “On Mayo” it means that individual has told a fib or a lie.

“I hit these insane darts shots”, “Oh boy he’s “On Mayo”

by PatoEr February 5, 2025

World's Strongest Mayo

A balding middle-aged single-celled caucasian amoeba that often touts how strong it is when, in actuality, it's a weak-jawed Temu Mr. Clean beta.

World's Strongest Mayo sucks eggs.

by Kenthicc February 23, 2025

The Mayo Joke

A joke all about mayo!

Dude *Joseph* literally has a mayo obsession.
Bro *Alex* CANT PUT DOWN THE MAYO!

The Mayo Joke is about Mayonnaise

by BookaTheQueen March 24, 2025