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New Mexico Mayo

The act of smashing the testes with a hammer until they’re of a creamy consistency, then poking a hole with a needle into the scrotum to then bottle up the liquid that comes out.
My biggest fear is someone using me to make New Mexico Mayo
by J4VA September 28, 2025
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Minge Mayo

Bloody hell, the minge mayo from last night just ran down my leg!
by CGJR December 15, 2025
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cookie Mayo

Cookie Mayo references lesbians, munch munch that cookie till you get the Mayo, you may think that's for everyone but no it's a gay term. Exclusively. #lesbian
Person 1 "I might ask Lindsey for her number, what are your thoughts?"

Person 2 "no. She's literally a cookie Mayo."
by Iinventedcookiemayo3000 December 18, 2025
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Spicy Mayo

When you stick large items down your urethra until it bleeds and than cum mixing it together
John made spicy mayo im his girls mouth last night
by Kunt_Wida_K January 2, 2026
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Mayo

Mayo: some might think of mayonnaise but for someone special that is their nickname ironic huh, mayo is someone who can light up any room they are in they love hard they will protect you till the end and always rode for you it’s hard to try to love him when all he does is try to put on a act but once you break the shell he’s the one that carries your heart
by baby mami November 22, 2021
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On Mayo

If one says “On Mayo” it means that individual has told a fib or a lie.
“I hit these insane darts shots”, “Oh boy he’s “On Mayo”
by PatoEr February 5, 2025
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World's Strongest Mayo

A balding middle-aged single-celled caucasian amoeba that often touts how strong it is when, in actuality, it's a weak-jawed Temu Mr. Clean beta.
World's Strongest Mayo sucks eggs.
by Kenthicc February 23, 2025
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