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Marcos. He is the best guy out there. He is so sweet and kind. He is so thoughtful and always does what he can for you even if he isn’t feeling good. He’s so nice and loyal, and if you mess with friends of his he will stand up for them. He is so strong and his smile is perfect. He is so good looking and his brown eyes are almost made to get lost in. He’s tall and athletic and very loving. If you find a Marcos don’t let him go. He is the best thing that you can ever have. He is the best boyfriend and treats his girlfriend so well. He is truly amazing. He is so attractive and you are lucky to have a Marcos in your life
“He is so nice
Huh. Must be a Marcos.”
Marcos by I’m not the buttface December 25, 2018
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macromancer 

A Macromancer is one who can conjur McDonalds seemingly out of thin air. He/She seems to always have Mickey D's on a big night out and can always be relied on to be packing McNuggets in their oddly deep pockets.
"Dude, I was so drunk, thank god Sam went all Macromancer. That cheeseburger saved my life"
macromancer by LibDawg September 12, 2013
Marcos is a pussy destroyer and has a big black cock.he also fucked joe (joe mama)

And like to “hoes mad “when hoes are mad and start flipping tables .
Marcos has a bbc and Is a pussy destroyer
Marcos by Bigdickdaddy556 October 7, 2019

Marcolitis

When you get so drunk, you throw up all over the place, and wake up the next morning asking your friends what happened.
Marcello: "Yo you trynna get fucked up tonight?"
Louis: "Yes, lad, like Marco in Cuba last thanksgiving."
Alex: " Damn, bro too faded, Marcolitis type of shit!"
Marcolitis by alexpreite May 25, 2017

Marcos Guinazu 

"yooo Marcos Guinazu
Marcos Guinazu by Joenuts567 April 28, 2021

macrohard onfire 

the opposite of microsoft office
macro - micro
hard - soft
on - off
fire - ice
bro 1 - "dude i just realized. macrohard onfire is the opposite of microsoft office"
bro 2 - "brooooo"
macrohard onfire by dawagabriel January 19, 2022
A Marcos is a very tall handsome guy, relatively mature. He will rarely fall in love, but if he chooses you he will give you all of his love and attention. Often he will look out of his friends and care for them. A Marcos is a very intelligent, caring, loving, strong, hardworking guy. He will look good when he chooses to. A Marcos does not smile often but if he smiles because of you, you mean lot to him. He does not like seeing close ones cry. Often a Marcos is half Mexican.
Marcos is a cool guy.
Marcos by мä̤ཞⒸo̲̅s̸ January 30, 2019