maple fever

Having the hots for a Canadian. Coined by South Park episode "Where my country gone?"

"Butters fell in love with Charlotte because he had maple fever."

by Brako November 11, 2015

maple hotdog

When you give a homeless man a handjob, using maple syrup as lubricant.

The other night I got kinda drunk, and gave a maple hotdog. I regret nothing.

by Tragic_Comedian August 27, 2016

Maple Tree

The opposite of a Catfish. Her photos made her look like a munter but in real life she was a stone cold 10.

“That girl was such a maple tree, she was a gremlin in her pics but a 10 in real life and sucked harder than a Harley low on fuel”

by Tarqs August 22, 2024

Silver maple shower cap

A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.

Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!

by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023

Maple Tea

An investment platform that teaches new investors how to properly use their money in the stock market. Unlike other platforms out there, Maple Tea approaches the problem in a pretty unique way.

Gen Z Investor (#1): You heard of that new game called Maple Tea?

Gen Z Investor (#2): Yeah, it’s that new game that everyone is talking about.

by Yung CEO May 30, 2022

maple fever

Being attracted to Anyone born, and currently living, in Canada.

"Did you hear about Bill's trip to Vancouver? Now he totally has The Maple Fever."

by SpellacyGuy January 2, 2016

Certified Maple Leaf Moment

When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line

Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.

by BigGucciFucci April 28, 2024