American Muscle

A type of car that complete idiots that have no taste in cars drive. A car with a gas-guzzling engine, a really shitty suspension setup, a poorly designed chassis, and that is truly obsolete. People that drive these cars think that theyre fast because they beat stock honda civics, then they think that all imports cars are slow just cause they beat one stock honda civic.

Damn, that honda civic over there just raped my american muscle camaro SS. It looked stock but i talked to him and he has a K20 with a turbo making over 400 horsepower.

by Jeffrey Phillips September 27, 2005

australian muscle rub

Inter-gultial sex, that is, when a man places his penis between the bottox, but not into the anus, of his partner and stimulates himself to orgasm. Like a Hawian Muscle Rub only "down under."

"She was too up-tight to Saddleback, so I settled for an Australian Muscle Rub."

by Parvus June 27, 2009

Cunt-muscle

To describe someone who is EXTREMELY and UNBELIEVABLY unpleasant. Most commonly used when no possible words can come to mind to describe either a person or situation. The equivalence of being a douche-bag multiplied by at least 50.

"DUDE! You just fucking puked all over me you fucking cunt-muscle!!!"

In situational terms one may be "cunt-muscled".

by Steel843Curtain March 24, 2009

bravarian muscle fuck

The act of placing one's penis between the breasts of Germanic woman, while drinking a stein of beer.

I spilled my last Warsteiner while that smokin fraulein gave me a bravarian muscle fuck. tit fuck Titty Fuck

by ZippyMoonbat April 1, 2010

Lean Muscle

The muscle that BAMF MMA fighters like Urijah Faber have. Used to kick ass and take names.

Bodybuilders are overrated. MMA fighters, with their lean muscle, are where its at.

by deadheart January 15, 2011

beer muscle

Beer muscle is the overly fat midsection resulting from excess beer consumption. Most often used in conjuntion with a brand name beginning with the letter "M".

Bob has an enormous Beer Muscle. also Bob has an enormous M(brand name) Muscle.

by Seymour Beaver September 27, 2006

manscape the muscle farm

when a man shaves his body, doesn't matter how much, but typically the junk, stomach, and chest.

just got myself some new clippers, think i'll go manscape the muscle farm.

by BussaVous December 20, 2007