buzz monkey

buzz monkey, a person with too much energy to dispose of in an orderly fashion.

she was dancing around like a hyperactive buzzmonkey on acid.

by Xander (aka alex wileman the great) October 25, 2004

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Switch Monkey

A guy or girl that may be very attractive one day and floor-ugly the next.

I saw crazy Stacy at the bar on Wednesday and she was looking rough, then Saturday I asked for her number not even knowing it was her. That's a switch monkey for you.

by dunbfore June 23, 2010

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Monkey Poon

Noun
1. The act of getting sexual pleasure from a female
2. The pussy area of a female
3. A smelly vagina

1. "Yo last night was crazy as hell! I got some sweet monkey poon from Laquisha!"

by CoolConnor1985 November 2, 2010

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MOPAR monkey’s are usually found at Underground takeovers showing off their freshly financed 392 Dodge Charger at 16.7% APR . Mopar monkeys usually have no actual knowledge of cars or care about them, only the clout they receive from ownership. Typically mopar monkeys will buy the car mainly cause they heard it in a new hit rap song. Mopar monkeys often like making their whips unique or standout, these include color changing headlights, two colored wraps on Chargers, and last but not least drive recklessly.

Bob: Hey tim see that totaled hellcat? Looks like jewish lightening got it.

Tim: Yea the mopar monkey probably couldn’t pay the loan to bank and decided to burn it for an insurance payout.

by Yadwick September 6, 2021

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Throat Monkeys

The throw backs from your mouth from food or drink, into bottles or can drink.

I drank from my can and it had floaties in it when I had finished my mouthful. John commented when he picked it up to also drink from the can that it had bits of floaties on the drink. He said "it has Throat Monkeys ".

by Baby girl smurf June 13, 2017

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UX Monkey

A person who claims to have knowledge of the field of UX, but is actually devoid of any knowledge of the field. The problem is rooted in the combination of self-delusion, self-grandiosity, self-righteousness, and an inability to see what UX truly is in reality.

Some schools that offer UX cetifications are factories that produce UX monkeys, as they cajole oblivious people with the promise of imparting real knowledge that is in fact superficial.

UX Designer: What do you think of the hamburger menu on this site?

UX Monkey: What's that? The menu at a fast food joint?

UX Designer: Ummm ... the one in which there are options housed in a navigation drawer. Didn't you learn this from your UX degree?

UX Monkey: Yeah. I don't know. All we do is make wireframes and stuff.

UX Designer: Bro, I think you're a UX monkey.

by notanothermonkey February 8, 2018

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