Modell

Doesn’t have a mole

Modell

by Guccipolo November 14, 2025

role model

very stinky singer, former rapper, and sometimes actor who refuses to shower. whitest white boy ever but makes some nice music. he's good at throwing ass with a tiny birkin.

he's also sabrina carpenter.
and harry styles.

Person 1: i love Role Model!!
Person 2: he stinks.
Person 1: it adds character.

by itsonlyrightt December 22, 2025

hotdog model

A deliberately absurd, low-stakes spectacle used as a tactical distraction, drawing attention away from a more serious or covert operation. Often involves public chaos, embarrassment, nudity, insanity, or humor to overwhelm observers while something else happens unnoticed.

Origin: “Hotdog Model”, a song by Undead Chickens, published on Suno on January 10, 2025.

Example:
“While everyone was filming the naked guy spinning in the lobby, the crew slipped out through the vents — classic hotdog model.”

Control....
Gotta hotdog model out here....
you got this on vid.....
chuckle fucker.....
nine inches....

by Undead Chickens January 11, 2026

ROME (Recursive Optimization for Model Enhancement)

A revolutionary AI framework that transforms traditional AI systems into highly efficient, self-improving platforms without the typical enterprise-scale infrastructure costs. ROME enables AI systems to learn and adapt from each interaction, achieving 99.90% accuracy while using 90.00% fewer computing resources than conventional AI solutions. It's essentially the difference between building a massive data center versus running a lean, intelligent system that delivers superior results. Most notably, ROME reduces implementation costs from $144,000+ to under $5,000 while cutting deployment time from 3 months to just 2 weeks. For executives looking to modernize their AI operations, ROME represents the shift from resource-heavy AI to intelligent optimization.

After implementing ROME (Recursive Optimization for Model Enhancement), we cut response times from 500ms to 76ms while maintaining optimal performance across 100,000+ daily interactions.

by Edan.AIS February 11, 2025

Humancentric Model

A framework focused on aligning power structures and societal systems around the collective well-being and flourishing of humanity. It emphasizes disrupting binaries, decentralizing power, and developing new incentive structures.

The humancentric model proposes a radical shift in how we organize society, urging policymakers to prioritize collective well-being over corporate profit and to create systems that empower communities rather than centralizing control in the hands of a few.

by NakedEdmund February 19, 2025

model siri

Model model super model siriiii

Hey look there ,, model siri 🤌❤️

by Model model May 22, 2023

Model Magic

The practice of manipulating a financial model to maintain a 2.0x return despite discovering negative information during diligence. This is often achieved by increasing exit multiples, reducing Capex, manipulating working capital assumptions, increasing revenue growth rates and increasing gross margin assumptions among other tactics. This is also sometimes referred to as goal seek modeling where every factor other than purchase price is adjusted to arrive at the desired outcome.

Associate 1: I have some bad news, the Target's recent results are well below the banker model and suggest that the declining revenue and margins are continuing vs turning around.
Associate 2: No problem, I'll just apply a little Model Magic and the return will still be 2.0x

by Finance101 August 11, 2024