Lung Lizard

Long, yellow or green, excretion from nasal passage or throat. The Lung Lizard often has small eyes and scales, almost unnoticeable by human eyes.

WARNING! Clean up a Lung Lizard quickly before it escapes and devours all it can find!

I coughed up a lung lizard!

by Feudalkaos May 22, 2012

Scatt Lung

Scatt Lung is a man of mischief and hate, however he's misunderstood and is actually really cool. A Scatt Lung should be approached with caution and the person must be ready to receive insults like none other and must have firey comebacks ready for use. Scatt Lung, although all those things, would he described in two words "Salt Turd."

Be careful Scatt Lung is lurking behind that corner.

by TheRealMuffinMan August 24, 2016

Lung Snack

a cigarette

I'll be back, just stepping outside for a lung snack.

by Admiralllll DQ February 17, 2009

cum lung

A condition you may experience if I go down the wrong pipe, but still orgasm.

I knew she was a cum dumpster that required cum lung.

by midikurlips March 21, 2019

Mercy Lunge

To combine all forms of human mating calls into one movement, usually occurring during the early hours, in a nightclub, such as 'Mercy XS' in Norwich. The move usually combines a dance that attempts to display all of the lunger's features as aggressively as possible, whilst also making a move with the express intention of passionately, but not necessarily romantically, kissing the individual, in the hope that they realise that you have gone for it all in one. Other features of this lunge include movement of the legs in a way that might surround the lunged-upon, and a general thrust of the pelvic region. This particular thrust might throw the lunger off-balance and trick the lunged-upon into being the physical relief for that person (literally and euphemistically).

'Did you see Jo last night?'
'No?'
'It was 2.55, we were trying to go home from Mercy, but she just went for it on Gareth and did a Mercy Lunge!'
'Classic Jo!'

OR, can be used depending on location;

'Naomi, are you just going to LCR lunge him then?'

by Norwich Gentleman May 2, 2014

Young Lung

Someone who can’t inhale anything other than air without coughing or dying

People smoking:
Young Lung: cough cough cough
People Smoking: damn bro you got them young lungs

by Not a young lung January 11, 2020

go commit air not entering lung area

Another way of saying kys

lj: u r an idiot im the best!!1!
Tq: go commit air not entering lung area you retarded 3 year old

by How1dare1you September 8, 2018