Luke

Shittiest person you'll ever meet. They're both really dumb, and super bitchy, meaning that they think they know everything but when told they're wrong, get upset about it.

God why the fuck does Luke act like such a bitch all the time

by Whoa1Whoa1Whoa April 17, 2020

Luke

Total weeb. Says "Nya" a lot, thinks in japan. if you call him gorgon-chan he will commit a felony.
has a six pack that ripples.

Person 1: hey gorgon-chan!
Luke: if you call me that again i will actually kill you

by realhumanknuckles December 16, 2018

Luke

A fat bastard/morbidly obese person who loves an 8 year-old with a nice arse

Yesterday I saw luke seducing a 5 year-old whilst eating a big mac on a mobility scooter

by Phillip crossley May 10, 2019

Luke

A complete beta male

Look, it's Luke, he couldn't be further from being an alpha male

by Joe145 November 17, 2021

LUKE

HIS GIRLS ALWAYS HAVE STUPID ASS CHEEKS

luke not a cute boy

by kyriedr50 May 13, 2019

Luke

A gay ass person that’s keeps asking out random girls for sex

Fat,ugly,dumb (LUKE)

Luke is a fuck

by Awesome FT July 30, 2018

Luke

An annoying cock sucker whom will back stab you by hooking up with your girlfriend and continue to hit her up. Ugly and blonde. Lots of charm but againUGLY. You may find a "luke" at a party STEER CLEAR!!!!! he will seduce you and you will find yourself in the back of his car beginning to regret all, yes all, life decisions. Short, and not lots of muscle. But funny:)

Did you hook up with luke last night??? (Bella)
Don't even go there bella i regret it a lot, but good in bed;) (Hailey)

by Lily Cooke July 8, 2017