give her the lizard

An awful mixture of a disorder, Mutant and Virus that causes the human victim to crave human flesh, have a webbed neck and case of mental retardation and a compulsive urge to stick out their tongue much like a lizard. They will often eat themselves till death and are not much of a threat. The disease is not fully understood and scientists do not know the means by which it spreads. The first case was found in a small high school FP Walshe found in Fort Macleod Alberta, and continues to spread to this day.

Keagan: "Yo what happened to my friend Tommy? Hes been trying to lick my face all day with his lizard like tongue and his neck looks fucked."
Whites: "Hes one of them. A Turners Lizard Zombie victim."
Keagan: "No! NO! YOUR LYING! YOUR LYING!! (sobs uncontrollably)
Tommy: Shhlurp! Graaaaaaaaaaaa..."

by TKM NEWS STATION November 09, 2009

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Lizard Brain Memory

A long-forgotten memory that has been dormant in the back of your mind for years or decades. Different from a regular memory because it's something you haven't thought of since you first experienced it.

Usually more personal, because the more people have the same memory, the more unlikely you are to have forgotten it

Examples:

VHS movies from your childhood (i.e Goodnight Moon VHS 2000, literally any straight-to-VHS Disney movie)
TV shows or commercials (i.e Crashbox on HBO Kids, )
Flash games (i.e Cartoon Network Resort, Interactive Buddy, Habbo Hotel)
Discontinued food/drink brands (i.e Dunkaroos, Blue Pepsi, Green Hulk Hershey's Syrup, Heinz EZ Squirt)

"Dude I just found this old Peter Rabbit VHS that my mom used to put on for me when I was a kid. I haven't thought of this since I was like 6 years old, it's a complete Lizard Brain Memory"

by cormacwalsh September 12, 2021

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