Toronto Maple leaf

The woman must be Canadian and she does a handstand wile you pour a full bottle of real maple syrup into her vagina and suck it out with a straw and proceed to have sex with her as you blow the syrup into her mouth.

I met a canadian girl at the bar, she taught me what a Toronto maple leaf was, man I love canada.

by swatymcswatit December 7, 2016

Leaf

Leaf the best girlfriend ever shes sweet kind funny beautiful and way more <3

"Who is leaf?" "Oh shes my amazing girlfriend"

by Dream smp <333333333 August 1, 2021

big leaf energy

Something that gives off major fall vibes or just radiates pumpkin spice, flannels, and Ugg’s

Wow Emily has big leaf energy today with her pumpkin spice latte and flannel on

by Naginrej_enirehtak_amme October 13, 2020

Leafe

A handsome, good-looking,mysterious men , that would look great in a long black coat . He is really brave and always there for his friends and family. He is hard-working even tho nobody really see’s it. Also he is really really good in bed. When you would describe him as a smell, he probably would smell like vanilla and cigarettes.

Human 1: “hey do you saw that good looking, mysterious guy walked by?”
Human 2: “ oh yeah that’s leafe.”
Human 1:” I’m in love with him.”
Human 2: “ everyone is.”

by User301069 November 23, 2021

leaf

the most under appreciated pokemon protagonist to ever exist that even game freak abandoned.

jerry: hey man I love pokemon
joe: yeah who's your favorite protagonist?
jerry: leaf
joe: who?

by who says I have a plan? October 5, 2020

Ginkgo leaf

An uncountable, immeasurable part of an eldritch abomination, where the veins and sinews of the leaf are indistinguishable from the pulsing, unknowable flesh of the ancient, cosmic horror. To gaze upon a Ginkgo leaf is to peer into the infinite abyss, to glimpse the fractals of madness that lie beyond the veil of our meager understanding. The Ginkgo leaf is both beautiful and terrifying, a window into realms that defy all human comprehension.

“The worshippers of the Great Old One trembled as they laid the Ginkgo leaf upon the altar, its veined surface shifting and pulsing with a life of its own, calling out to the unspeakable entity that lurked beyond the boundaries of reality.”

by HappyCleaner82 September 24, 2024

lotus leaf

A woman who is very difficult to arouse. As per the wikipedia entry for superhyrdophobicity 'the leaves of the lotus plant.... are extremely difficult to wet.'

"I went home with her yeah, but she was a total lotus leaf."

by sockdemon January 7, 2024