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Larry Wheels

An ex powerlifter strongman and bodybuilder turned arm wrestler.
He's eastern european and west african but his dad died when he was young in the Bronx, he ad his mom moved to hawai, then back to ny and he started lifting then did gear and did amazingly in powerlifting.
Used "worlds strongest bodybuilder" after entering a bodybuilding show to become popular.
Sadly he's very injury prone and only arm wrestler now, he may like sweaty georgian men named levan but thats besides the point.
He has a fanbase of man teenage lifters who think he's the best lifter alive and constantly meme random videos of him. Even after he stopped powerlifting he did "big rep lifts" to make this fanbase go crazy.

He roars a lot and kills his skin while deadlifting.
*larry wheels lifting after an hour of arm wrestling and smiling*:UAHHHHHHHHAAHHHHH
*random kid*:Larry being Larry.
by Necrozma Beam January 17, 2022
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larry lobster

u made such a funny joke, you could be larry lobster
by obviouslyemely April 19, 2022
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Larry Legend

A common nickname used to describe the famous 80s basketball player Larry Bird.
Wow! Did you know Larry Legend just dropped 50 points tonight?
by loafsxer May 13, 2022
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Larry on top

When a short and often stocky man is on top when having sex with a tall companion
We tried Larry on top last night for his birthday
by Cream-daddy July 14, 2022
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Larry the Coolest!

LARRY THE COOLEST! is ALWAYS the COOLEST! guy wherever he goes - as opposed to wussy non-Larry wussies (or is it pussies?) Once again just to clarify, LARRY THE COOLEST! IS ALWAYS THE COOLEST! AND HE DOES NOT PLAY MUCH BUT WHEN HE DOES, HE IS THE COOLEST! AND PLAYZ TO WINZ AND HE WINZ WHEN HE PLAYZ!!!

Please be sure to keep in mind that Larry the COOLEST! is the COOLEST! guy wherever he goes; especially compared to those tuna smelling non-Larry the COOLEST! posers who constantly emulate Larry the COOLEST! when he is acting the COOLEST! which is 24/7/365 and basically all of the time and space including when he is sleeping or ordering a #2 in the bathroom at McDonalds.

The bottom line is that it's to cool to even try to imagine being LARRY THE COOLEST!!!

I'm sure everyone in the world with a functioning brain agrees with this statement. GTG A-holez!!!

Footnote: There are some guyz named Larry who are not as cool as the True One and Only Larry the Coolest! (ME and MYSELF AND I AND THE 4 WALLS) bc there is only one of me. Got it?

If you are a guy and having a hard time with your friend Richard, feel free to contact Virgina Johnson for some sympathy. Ladies who feel tense, perhaps like they need a nice release or five to relax their pelvic area and rest of their body can contact Dick Johnson for assistance. Larry the COOLEST! told me to tell you that he made sure that everyone would leave this definition with a smile. GN, soon you in the morning. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Some days I just wonder how it would be to be Larry the COOLEST! OF THE COOL PUSSY MAGNETS! He gets ever girl, guy, disease and everything in between that he wants and doesn't want.

It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!

Having to spend each day
The target of the ladies' droolings,
When I think it could be nicer
Bein' Dick or Peter or Putz
Or something much more uncircumcised like that,
It's not easy bein' Larry the COOLEST!
It seems you blend in
With so absolutely NO ordinary things
And people tend to follow you around and emulate you
'Cause you someone they cannot be
Like be able to think quickly and plan ahead in life and avoid drama

So I can look at the stars in the sky.
But being Larry the Coolest! since the moment I was born
And the nurses fought over who got wipe the shit off my baby ass,

And baby crap can be stinky like watery nasty adult diarrhea

Or just regular smelly dog or weasel crap by a river or a tall tree
When there's no chance in life to ever be like Larry the COOLEST!
It could make you wonder why
But, why wonder, why wonder?
I'm green and it'll do fine
Because I'm from Mars and you are from Uranus!!!
by Dr. Real Nasty February 22, 2023
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Larry Stylinson

The real, ongoing romance shared between Louis Tomlinson and Harry Styles.
Many videos including proofs and moments exist on the internet.

Some proofs include;

· "My first crush was Louis Tomlinson. It's mutual, we've discussed it." said by Harry Styles
· The question, "Are you and Louis dating?" was asked by a fan, to which Harry responded, "Yep, yeah," nodding his head. After this the fan stated, "I figured." and Harry smiled proudly
· A fan asked Louis, "When are you and Harry getting married?" he then responded, "It's confidential, but we're already engaged."
Those were only three of the countless times they themselves have confirmed it to be true, not to mention the other proofs of them indirectly stating that it is true or moments of them simply being cute.
Person 1: "Did you see that video of Larry Stylinson kissing? It's bad quality but they totally kissed!"
Person 2: "Wellington? Yeah they totally did! Larry is SO real!"
by Only The Brave Suppremecy August 23, 2020
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larry and steve

Created by Seth McFarlene in 1995 , it was one of the pilots for family guy before it got revised.
"Holy crap

larry and steve,

its like

If Family Guy ditched all the pointless cultural references to make more room for actual jokes"
by im12andidontknowhowtologin February 2, 2012
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