addiction to lurking

To repeatidly look someone or something up on a website, such as Facebook.

Frank: I saw you broke up with your boyfriend?
Jillian: How do you know about that?
Frank: Oh, I have an addiction to lurking you on Facebook
Jillian: That's pleasant

by fsunoles August 31, 2011

Castlewellan non Lurkers

A not so secret splinter group of the Castlewellan area community group/Grapevine

Did you hear about the castl ewellan panty thief, apparently he is an ex member of the castlewellan non lurkers called Jason!

by Colly109 July 1, 2012

dark side lurker

People who act good but deep down are bad .

Someone who will help you so they can fuck you over.

That handy man I hired seemed so nice but in reality he was a dark side lurker who stole everything.

by Catfish67 November 1, 2015

long distance lurking

So I think my girl is cheating. I keep seeing signs that its happening, but she wont come clean. Sad excuses for men are ,Long Distance Lurking but wont run up.

Came out the house dude looking but wont run up, hollar, sign, fart, cuss, NOTHING! Long Distance Lurking by that tree in the field.

by its Ike baby February 11, 2019

split screen lurker

A split screen video where you watch a person (split screen lurker) watching a viral video. .

Sometimes making comments, or just watching.

: Where’s the original viral video? I wanna see it without the split screen lurker in the way., it’s never funny.

: I know, right. . Overlays are way funnier.

by Keith02k March 20, 2024

chink cuck lurking

when robocuck goes to visit his hometown in the China slums where chatrooms and free speech are made illegal by a suppressing govt, but he logs in and stays for hours without being able to contribute or act tough in chat

robocuck is chink cuck lurking while visiting his folks in china.

by tombstone85 December 8, 2025