Threat lungs

A satirical twist on the well known phrase, “threat girl.” Threat lungs occur when you were so focused on avoiding your threat girls that you forgot to avoid your real enemy, the common cold.

Joey: Hey bro how’s it going with threat girl #6 this week?
Me: *cough* *cough* *sneeze* forget threat girls, I’m dealing with threat lungs.
Joey: NOT THE THREAT LUNGS!

by FlameofUdeeznuts April 3, 2022

tartar lung

the term often used by a smoker to describe the terrible condition of their lungs after years of heavy smoking.

Working out is hard with my tartar lung

After this party, Im going to wake up with a terrible tartar lung.

by sunnygirl4812 July 2, 2011

dimas lungs

Ayo where they at?

wtf where are dimas lungs

by endo.vfx April 18, 2021

Free-lung

To breathe unrestricted air without the shield of a face mask.

"Free-lunger": a person prone to running around without a mask.

"Damn, look at Sara out there among all those masked people, just "free-lunging" it like she doesn't even care!

by Mal Gusto October 5, 2020

lung fucked

when you throat is so fucked (or sore) that you feel like your throat and lungs has been fucked by someone

"omg my throat is so fucked i might aswell gotten lung fucked by how fucked my throat feels rn

by UlagivTheAbsolute December 12, 2024

lungs on the gate

Adj. When you want to smoke badly but there is no bud available. Your lungs are on standby for that ooooh weee

"I haven't heard from the bud man in 24 hrs. I need to light up, my lungs on the gate!"

by Brooklyn Strawberri July 28, 2016

Lung Thing

The act of smoking weed

Guy 1: Want to do the lung thing?
Guy 2: Yeah, let me finish this game of beerio kart.
Guy 1: We should go to Whataburger after.

by allthethings September 20, 2011