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umpa lumpa

A short, most of the time orange, person that works at a chocolate factory. Can somtimes be very large and annoying, every once in a while will break out into phunky phresh beats giving puzzles and detailing the rights and wrongs of working at a chocolate factory.
Also a nickname for a short chubby kid wearing an orange shirt
"man did u see C.J. he looks like a total Oompa Loompa wearing that orange shirt"
"nah man an Oompa Loompa breaks out into funky fresh beats sometimes 2"
" ya man he beatboxes 2"
"whoa C.J. must be an umpa Lumpa then"
by Zak Persi June 16, 2008
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lumpy jumper

Royal Air Force slang for a female, due to their mammory glands and the tight-fitting issue sweaters.
What's the new supply officer like?
Not too bad, for a lumpy jumper.
by fubarderby June 13, 2004
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I was hungry so i made alessia make me a Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich
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I heard that there one lady has some lumpy oatmeal.
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Lumpy rutherford

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Freddy waited in the bathroom line so long he got a lumpy Rutherford
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