When your out with someone and when they go to the washroom, you cum in their drink and rub your balls over their straw, then proceed to finger yourself in the ass, and put your fingers in their mouth.
Yo bro, I was on a date with a hot chick last night, and I did a dirty Kurt to him. heheheheh hahahaha
by anonymous March 28, 2024
Get the Dirty Kurtmug. Kurt. Some people may even call him Kurtis the Turtis.
Others call him the dreamy guy that everyone wants to be with, even though he only cares about irrelevant things such as skating and making lewd noises during class.
Simply put.... He's the idiotic sk8r boiii that you typically find in high school.
Others call him the dreamy guy that everyone wants to be with, even though he only cares about irrelevant things such as skating and making lewd noises during class.
Simply put.... He's the idiotic sk8r boiii that you typically find in high school.
Girl 1:Omg is that Kurt?
Girl 2: Yeah it is. Isn't he cute!
Girl 1: Yasssss gurrl. What. A. Guy.
Girl 1: Is that the skater guy that you're always talking about, Melissa?
Girl 2: Yeah, it is. What a cunt.
Girl 2: Yeah it is. Isn't he cute!
Girl 1: Yasssss gurrl. What. A. Guy.
Girl 1: Is that the skater guy that you're always talking about, Melissa?
Girl 2: Yeah, it is. What a cunt.
by Chezzelly August 22, 2017
Get the kurtmug. I Kurt Cobained myself again
by Hugh J ASS January 18, 2025
Get the Kurt Cobainmug. the hottest guy ever
by foxy_6471 November 16, 2023
Get the kurt cobainmug. by Sn831 June 2, 2025
Get the KURTmug. 
by PrimeForce666 October 11, 2018
Get the Flirty Kurtmug.