german kitchen

shitting on someones face

joe gave sally a German kitchen

by jerry smalls October 4, 2007

kitchen sink

a common nickname for a chinese person. eg. a chink

hehe.. did u get onto that kitchen sink?

by knobby knob knob February 3, 2005

Kitchen

A book by a banana, because naturally, as food, the kitchen is all bananas ever see.

Kitchen was written by Banana Yoshimoto.

by Alien Blender May 21, 2008

Kitchen

A drink. When portions of wine are poured into one cup. Then a shot of whiskey is dropped in, and the concoction is consumed.

AKA as a Dirtbag.

He's time travling because he drank 2 Kitchens before we went to the bar.

by JBSB88 January 22, 2011

Soup Kitchen

A slang term for vagina, in the same spirit as meat curtains, whisker biscuit, etc. The term was coined by Mike Litoris of the BunzAndWeenies comedy podcast.

Her beaver squeezins were dribbling down her leg...I'm glad I brought my spoon to this soup kitchen.

by BunzAndWeenies.com September 14, 2011

kitchen table lady

Someone who dabbles in a profession that they have little or outdated knowledge of.

Empty-nester who decides to dust off her twenty-five year old education degree and tutor local kids at her kitchen table, hence the term "kitchen table lady". Because she's a bit older people think she knows what she's doing, but since she hasn't kept up with changes in the field all of her methods are outdated. Also applies to decorators, designers, therapists etc. who may be well-intentioned, but are too backwards to do any good.

by bottomlless November 17, 2010

Kitchen herbs

Kitchen herbs are herbs that resemble weed in looks. When you go to your dealer and they rip you off with some shitty weed, it's most likely just kitchen herbs.

Yo listen fam that ain't weed. What you gonna start selling kitchen herbs or suttin now

by thisisalcie - instagram December 10, 2018