Kansas crabapple

When you place someone else’s head up your ass and give a nice 90 degree twist in either direction thereby giving they receiver a clearer view of things

My dad has no idea which exit to take so I gave him a Kansas crabapple

by zebRaTamer112 May 14, 2018

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Kansas Krusader

The act of a female upside down atop her male partner in the upright 69 position currently injecting one another with Meth and then complete a happy ending with a Meth induced blumpkin and oral.

I met this chick last night off the internet anf she had some meth so I suggested we do the Kansas Krusader.

by Midwes$t March 6, 2020

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A Kansas City Casserole is when you insert all of the ingredients of a tater-tat casserole(ground beef, tater tots, cheddar cheese, ranch seasoning, yellow onion, etc) into the participants spread anus and then engage in aggressive anal sex with the for-mentioned person to heat the ingredients. After both chefs climax you will scoop the semen covered Kanas City Casserole out with a serving spoon and enjoy.😋

Ethan: are you coming to the lake tomorrow with us?

Kailin: I don’t know man my stomach and rectum are still in pain from that Kansas City Casserole

by swagtootuff September 18, 2024

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Kansas City Splatters

1. The inevitable aftermath of eating any raw ocean fish as sushi or sashimi, in a landlocked area of any country. Applies equally to the explosive process out of the piehole or the one located at the yonder end of the alimentary canal.

2. Kansas City’s Premier Foosball Team, consistently ranked #6 by Field & Stream.

1. Phanh-hang: “O no sweetie did you need me to grab you the Dude Wipes, or the Depends again?”

Sweetie: “BISHH WE ALL OUDDATHEWIPES UUNNGHHH SPLTHTHPHPHTHTTTT I GOTS DA KANSAS CITY SPLATTERS FROM BLEEAAACCGGHCGGHH THAT SUSHIGGLURBGBGHGRBLEGGGGGG <<splattt>> <<FAAAART!>> WE ATED IN TOPEKA. BLEGHGHGEGCHH.”

2. “Wow. The 2025-26 season for the Kansas City Splatters just dropped. Quick — go grab Dad’s Amex card!”

by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 26, 2025

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Dirty Kansas

When you put a fleshlight on a drill and let it spin on your fat cock like a wild tornado

Paco: "Dude my dick is chaffed from that Dirty Kansas."
Quinn: "You gotta use bacon grease as lube bro, the Dirty Kansas is a force to be reckoned with."

by puerto_rican_fecal_master November 24, 2022

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