a series of acts of civil disturbance, property damage, harassment, fighting vandalism and theft that occur while blacked out from drinking Jose Cuervo.
Passerby - Shit, that's the guy that was kicking side view mirrors off cars and then beat up that kid that tried to stop him.
Jose Rampager - So I've been told. If the po-lice ask I didn't do it but apparently I was on a Jose Rampage last night. Don't judge.
Jose Rampager - So I've been told. If the po-lice ask I didn't do it but apparently I was on a Jose Rampage last night. Don't judge.
by Tyrannoryan May 20, 2009
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Get the Hoppen' Jose mug.An insult to many who love the Jose Cuervo beverages and as a result act like arrogant jerks who are better than everyone else because it's the most expensinve that minimun wage can buy.
Guy 1: "Man, look at that loser at the bar."
Guy 2: "Yea, check out his drink."
Guy 3: "What a Jose Queervo!"
Guy 2: "Yea, check out his drink."
Guy 3: "What a Jose Queervo!"
by BMW9695 June 1, 2011
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Get the jose martin villar mug.As Arturo, he who is sexy. He is extremely full of personality and charism, it is completely impossible you get bored with him. A man who does not care about what others think about him. A completely independent person who will make trash anyone that mess with him. In every situation he takes control and knows what to do (outstanding leader). His sexual appeal and class makes him the most irresistible man for every woman. Every female is attracted to this male. No woman can feel unattracted to him. He is extremely good in bed and in every event. A person with major strength and big body (intimidating to other men). Once he falls in love he tends to be extremely loyal. He doesn't go where he isn't invited and does not need absolutely nobody. He got different tastes for hobbies amd gourmet recepies.
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