The act of doing the splits and punching someone in the groin. This was one of the original special moves of Mortal Kombat character Johnny Cage. If you are incapable of doing the splits, it is perfectly acceptable to kneel instead.
by El Singario February 11, 2006
Get the Johnny Cage punch mug.Johnny Johnny originated as a children’s YouTube video which showed a kid attempting to eat sugar. The kid is spotted by his father and is asked whether he is eating sugar. Johnny says no and the occursncd is turned into a catchy nursery rhyme. This weird video eventually began to be seen by an un-intended audience (teenagers instead of toddlers). It is now an oddly funny meme that everyone is upsessed with.
by Narwhals4trump September 5, 2018
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(event.) Shitting in ones pants when too drunk to know the difference.
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I thought to myself, "That was the best shit I've ever had", and then realized that I was standing on the corner, waiting for the taxi.
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I thought to myself, "That was the best shit I've ever had", and then realized that I was standing on the corner, waiting for the taxi.
by Craney March 27, 2004
Get the johnny log mug.A smug person of low caliber with no self-awareness. Often found on online dating sites.
Common traits:
Flaunts a lot of materialistic things but will require to be picked up from the bus stop on your first date.
Takes long videos of his face on Instagram biting his lip and often singing.
Often refers to women as "shawty" and "youz a baddie still"
Uses the clit inverting waste man starter pack terminology.
Common traits:
Flaunts a lot of materialistic things but will require to be picked up from the bus stop on your first date.
Takes long videos of his face on Instagram biting his lip and often singing.
Often refers to women as "shawty" and "youz a baddie still"
Uses the clit inverting waste man starter pack terminology.
Hey Eve, how was your date with that guy last week? Oh, not good Michelle he was such a Bumba Johnny.
by Single in the city December 2, 2019
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"Dude I had to Johnny Bench it, they were out of ass gaskets"
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"That was a nasty toilet, I had to make my own 4 way out of tissue. " Bro, I just Johnny Benched it"
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"That was a nasty toilet, I had to make my own 4 way out of tissue. " Bro, I just Johnny Benched it"
by chirp78 October 19, 2010
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by SexyLexie April 6, 2007
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2.The two greatest people you will ever meet in your life, and when put together.. they make people jealous because no one could ever be as awesome as them or have a love like theirs, they are amazing!
2.The two greatest people you will ever meet in your life, and when put together.. they make people jealous because no one could ever be as awesome as them or have a love like theirs, they are amazing!
Awww... Brittany and Johnny are so fricken cute together.. I am so jealous.
I wish I had a love like Brittany and Johnnys.
I wish I had a love like Brittany and Johnnys.
by Jackieissocali October 26, 2008
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