To create a seat shield from tissue paper in a public restroom when they have run out of the provided ones.
by chirp78 October 17, 2010
Completely wasting time on the internet.
by chirp78 January 26, 2012
To assume the "catchers squat" hovering over a public toilet. Necessitated, by the absence of "ass gaskets"
"Dude I had to Johnny Bench it, they were out of ass gaskets"
OR
"That was a nasty toilet, I had to make my own 4 way out of tissue. " Bro, I just Johnny Benched it"
OR
"That was a nasty toilet, I had to make my own 4 way out of tissue. " Bro, I just Johnny Benched it"
by chirp78 October 17, 2010