Johnny Bench

To assume the "catchers squat" hovering over a public toilet. Necessitated, by the absence of "ass gaskets"

"Dude I had to Johnny Bench it, they were out of ass gaskets"

OR

"That was a nasty toilet, I had to make my own 4 way out of tissue. " Bro, I just Johnny Benched it"

by chirp78 October 17, 2010

Webbin

Completely wasting time on the internet.

What were you doing up so late? I was webbin.

Or

And you thought I was just webbin.

by chirp78 January 26, 2012

4 way

To create a seat shield from tissue paper in a public restroom when they have run out of the provided ones.

I had to make my own 4 way, they were out of ass gaskets

by chirp78 October 17, 2010