A slang term given to a male homosexual, to describe the physical act of a male jousting with another male using their penises.
Ryan: Have you ever seen one of your friends penises?
Me: No?! WTF?!
(Later)
Joel: Have you spoken to Ryan recently?
Me: Yeah. He asked me if I'd seen your penis the other day. I think he might be gay, he sounds like a right little Jouster.
Me: No?! WTF?!
(Later)
Joel: Have you spoken to Ryan recently?
Me: Yeah. He asked me if I'd seen your penis the other day. I think he might be gay, he sounds like a right little Jouster.
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Thoust fuck'd me o''r and thith'r is only one way to settleth things. I challengeth thou to an Anal Jousting!
Moogley and Scooter got tired of rock paper scissor so they tried Anal Jousting. Moogley won when he got his shit log inside of Scooter's asshole.
Moogley and Scooter got tired of rock paper scissor so they tried Anal Jousting. Moogley won when he got his shit log inside of Scooter's asshole.
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I'd love to open up my business and support my family but J.B. Pritzker is an everlasting jobstopper.
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Get the Everlasting Jobstopper mug.this odd use of word combination comes from when my friends and i used to anticipate the show dirty jobs. We would say something like:
"Dirty Jobs is comin on soon."
Also around that time the oaktons would say:
"big time"
which means someone would agree excitingly with something someone was saying or doing
For example:
"yo dirty jobs is on" - phil
"big time!" - pat (pat agrees with umph!"
now getting back to jobs
when somebody would say
"jobs is comin on!"
somebody would then respond
"YO BIG TIME DIRTY JOBS" (meaning good i love dirty jobs)
but then one day our slang inventive saying friend dave said something that clicked, it went something like this:
"yo dirty jobs is comin on" - phil
"YO BIG TIME JOBS" - dave
the way he pronounced this was hilarious to us and it clicked.from then on when someone or something would do or say or be something that they liked the oaktons would respond
"BIG TIME JOBS"
"Dirty Jobs is comin on soon."
Also around that time the oaktons would say:
"big time"
which means someone would agree excitingly with something someone was saying or doing
For example:
"yo dirty jobs is on" - phil
"big time!" - pat (pat agrees with umph!"
now getting back to jobs
when somebody would say
"jobs is comin on!"
somebody would then respond
"YO BIG TIME DIRTY JOBS" (meaning good i love dirty jobs)
but then one day our slang inventive saying friend dave said something that clicked, it went something like this:
"yo dirty jobs is comin on" - phil
"YO BIG TIME JOBS" - dave
the way he pronounced this was hilarious to us and it clicked.from then on when someone or something would do or say or be something that they liked the oaktons would respond
"BIG TIME JOBS"
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Get the Jousting mug.The process involving 2 naked men running head-on to each other with erections. The two penii clashing together will cause one to snap off. For bonus points the winner must insert the winning member into the loser's blood-stained urethra.
Often used during Bro Rape.
Often used during Bro Rape.
-Hey man, I went jousting yesterday and my dick snapped off and went in my eye! Man what a weekend!
"Is that a bloody vagina?"
"No, me and my buddy were jousting last night and my cock snapped off"
"..... cool."
"Is that a bloody vagina?"
"No, me and my buddy were jousting last night and my cock snapped off"
"..... cool."
by J.// September 30, 2007
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