Jizzlogning

Typically involves sticking your todger in a toaster and turning it on, electrocuting your todge making it fatter and more girthy

I’d love to compare our Jizzlogning results

by Rouxswatting February 24, 2025

Jizzling

An immature person, thats underdeveloped, like a little semen cell.

Bro Kai Cenats friend Rakai is a fucking jizzling

by Thug shaker enjoyer January 26, 2026

Jizzy

A French slang nickname often translated as Bucky in English.

Jizzy is going to Paris tomorrow.

by Lexi.P July 14, 2025

Jizzy

A French version of the English name Bucky.

I can't believe you named your goat Bucky... We speak French, you mean Jizzy?

by Lexi.P July 14, 2025

Jizzlam

A loosely codified lifestyle that focuses on effective, ethical, ritualistic masturbation and sex. It could be interpreted as a religion. Developed by a Grand Master Baiter known as Sigma Card as he’s spent thousands of hours chronically gooning to keep his mind clear.

Holy texts include a bunch of bizarre sex fanfictions (A sort of goon bible if you will) written in Minecraft servers, porn memes, images shared from e622, definitions on Urban Dictionary, and sex memes. There’s an oral law called the Jelqmud that only goonabbis can interpret.

Commandments of Jizzlam:
-Thou shalt not munt.
-Don’t goon or eat the cum of anyone besides your Jerkmate.
-You may goon competitively any time but you cannot nut in November.
-Do not waste your cum, if you’re going to spill seed then save it in a jar for future use such as a sperm bank deposit or an ingredient in cheese.
-Do not goon the uncircumcised or with men who can’t get hard.

Sorry, Ben can’t goon at our jerknite tonight, it’s November and he’s a Cumslim

Jizzlam be like

by ChicksW/dicks2006 August 3, 2025

Jizzy James

motherfucker sippin on tweas that pulls unlimited hoes; most likely races bmx bicycles

Yoooo, did you see Jizzy James at the function last night? He was ball hogging all the huzzzzz

by ulovejamess May 8, 2025

Jizzlord

People who are lords of jizz 💔

Hey jizzlord, let’s jizz!

by Gooning 4839292 October 15, 2025