jewish marathon

Shit, shower, shave

Ben" I could go for a good jewish marathon"

by Andy Lama November 13, 2010

Contra Costa Jewish Day School

a school full of jewish white kids.

We are awesome like that inside the Contra Costa Jewish Day School"

by Chicken Bob Shoelaba March 9, 2011

jebisha

The Most caring girl I ever know....Beautiful girl with a Beautiful Heart.

I wish I should be Jebisha's partner

by Riore November 23, 2021

Jewish Nightcap

The foreskin of a jew.

BRO LETS DOCK IN THE JEWISH NIGHTCAP

by Junsta August 20, 2010

jewish pillow fight

When jews go balls out and whack a chick in the eyes with their nutsacks until she agrees to shut the fuck up.. then argue over how to get into the club with which discount pass and who is paying.

Dude...I am so sick of the bitch whining about her birthday dinner, lets fuckin jewish pillow fight this hairyass cunt and then figure out who pays tonight.

by crackylacky October 18, 2013

Jewish Lease

When someone purchases something in order to use it for 1-2 days, then returns it, only to purchase a newer model/version in 3-6 months to use and return again; thus essentially using the item and future upgrades for free.

You know that tent I bought last weekend? I returned it today, and I'm buying a newer model next time I go camping and returning it again.

Oy vey what a Jewish lease!

by XxMassiveSavingsxX November 14, 2015

Jewish Jizz Turtle

A man of the Jewish Religion who likes to enockulate or spackle his load of semem over a single turtle or a group of turtles in the wild;

a: Can also be done in a group setting with multiple Jews and a single or lone turtle

Hey do you want to play Jewish Jizz Turtle?

by Pseudo affedrin April 3, 2016