Jared

A guy who has a small knob and is a bell end and is the shittiest gamer ever.

D: OMG don’t be such a Jared

R: You saying I suck at this?

by 420DankShit December 1, 2018

Jared

Very gay

“Yo you see that boy over there?”
“Who Jared?”
“Yeah he’s suppppper gay”

by Hellacool99 December 23, 2018

Jared

A weirdo, he is a very sensitive especially when you ask him if he has toothpaste on his face. He knows what he wants in life hint hint it’s baseball. He’ll ask you to “chill” but then always drops out of plans. By the way when you see his chin it hangs down like a chicken.

Look at that Jared he’s such weirdo

by Littlechickenmaker January 23, 2019

jared

my brother who is loyal and loving and helps everyone in need

love ya jared ball

by cotton candy purple January 25, 2019

Jared

The largest douche bag on the planet. Has both mommy and daddy issues. Fails to comprehend even the most simplistic sentences and ideas. When he speaks everyone who hears it is instantly made dumber. He fails in school, in life, and in every other way possible. He is more unattractive than a $20 dollar a night motel bathroom. He thinks that the world is flat and that science is something you drink. His clothing choices have all the charm of a Klan rally. Jared likes his mom... a little too much. Jared is descended from a long line of complete morons, and he lives up to the standard his ancestors set.

Jared is the douche bag that married dated his mother.

by JimBobCooter1969 February 6, 2019

Jared

Jared is a 19 year who never learned how to flipping read.

"JARED can you read the sentence"

"No I can not"
"Hey whats up, my names jared and I never learned how to fucking read"

by dEfInItIoNs SuCk February 16, 2019

Jared

A Jared is someone who is both athletic and a bit of a geek. He gets his girlfriend pregnant by Junior year in High school. He'll leave his ex for a bigger titty bitch.

"Jared, we're through!"

by C0nman February 22, 2019