Jake

A small goon with a over the top jelled hair cut pretty sure he lives in a bin and always loves his mums blowjobs and bed time story’s

Jake a name of a person with usually a birth defect

by Big wubbie February 4, 2019

Jake

A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)

Please don’t jake me

by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020

Jake

Jake is a guy who plays video games all day. Which isnt bad until he cant get up so he craps his pants and he has no other way to clean it up. So, he eats it. Thats why his breathe smells like crap.

All the girls: I would never date Jake!
Gay people: Me too!

by TheUglyFish December 7, 2019

Jake

The nicest, most trusting person ever. Jakes try so hard to please you. They have the nicest laugh and are often quite athletic. Jakes are incredible people and everyone wants to be friends with them. Although sometimes quite daring and crazy, they’re really sweet.

girl 1: OMG is that Jake?!?!?
girl 2: yup he totally glow’d up
girl 1: i’d do anything to be with him... his girlfriend is so lucky to have him!
girl 2: ikr! they look so happy together :(

by hey_its_po January 9, 2018

Jake

The name is Jake is THE MOST BEST NAME EVER TO FUCKING EXIST ITS BETTER THAN FUCKING JOE,JOHN,JACK...uhhh...JAMIE SO FUCK ALL OTHER NAMES JAKE IS THE BEST

Joe: did you see Jake over there

Jack: yeah I wish I had his name instead of my sad and not as cool name

Steve: yeah

Joe: FUCK OFF STEVE NO ONE WANTS YOU HERE

by YourUrbanGuy February 18, 2020

Jake

amazing sexalicius man beast, covered in freckles and brown hair. But sadly is a man whore. woe to the world

Jake should not be section leader

by Shellhouse September 28, 2017

Jake

Hot, nice, sexy beast, absssss, later, fun dood, fun to joke around with about Jewish people, good kisser, tall, athletic, blonde sexy sexy man.

Jake likes Jewish pancakes and religion class.

by youcantseememytimeisnow March 10, 2017