jake

probably asked u for booty pics at some point, his only personality trait is playing baseball, secretly gay but too scared to come out, UGLY, smells like doritos, lactose intolerant, but has a hot girlfriend. she is THE sexist mf out there. like, 10/10 head, 10/10 pussy, 10/10 sex, 10/10 personality. jake is so lucky to have her

“jake is so ugly”
“i know, idk how he pulled lexie.”
“ikr bro, she’s so fine. i heard he pipes the shit out of her all the time.”
“damn. must be nice.”

by user1423 December 27, 2020

jake

shortest mf alive

jake is so short and tiny!

by aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh March 14, 2021

Jake

A midget with a hot sister.

Wow look at that Jake's sister, she'd get it.

by tittysprinkles69 August 24, 2014

Jake

One of the cutest guys in school.....but once to know him he is a complete dick.

Jake, a guy at your school.

by Jaynie, Krtisten October 5, 2012

Jake

That one weird kid in class.

Hey man, that Jake over there is on a flip phone!

by Potuyit March 16, 2015

Jake

An adorable and gurthy nerd.

That Jake is a pretty righteous dude!

by Saturn's rings May 6, 2016

jake

An average everyday man with huge lips, curtained hair and his second favourite hobby; racking. His favourite hobby will remained unspoken of...
He thinks he’s cool and is extremely cocky. If you ever encounter a Jake, best to stay away from him and try not to shake his hand.

That guys thinks he’s the best at everything’s! He’s so annoyingly!

Yeah, he’s such a Jake!

by Baxtens December 8, 2017