jake is a guy who can make anyone smile. his sense of humor is priceless and his blue eyes are flawless. he has perfect hair and did i mention his eyes? he yes, like everyone else has flaws but to most girls hes irresistable. the jake i know is my everything and i couldnt live without him.
dear jake,
i love youu
dear jake,
i love youu
by ily..(: October 23, 2013
A kick-ass dance band that makes you tap your feet and shake your booty. They come from Irvine, California.
Dude! I saw The Jakes last night. They told me to "Just dance, bitch" and I couldn't help it, I just DANCED!
by The Jakes May 9, 2006
person 1: sorry Hitler stole your nutella.
Person 2: yeeah, it's jake, i have more in the shed.
Person 1: you keep your nutella in your shed?
Person 2: yeeah, it's jake, i have more in the shed.
Person 1: you keep your nutella in your shed?
by Chrono_Chronicles November 2, 2014
When you're taking a massive dump and your best friends' girlfriend walks in on you while changing her clothes.
by FoxxxyKuuu June 18, 2011
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