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Japanese Drama 

Japanese Dramas are just soap Operas with horrible acting and bad Tv effects. The reason why is because of the lack of a major studio to actually produce this crap. They use the same effects and story telling that you see in a Sentai show. Manly these are watched by Old women ( in their 60s) in Japan and girls who like looking at cute guys.

The Japanese even have recognized that J-dramas are full of fail.
Guy 1: I am going home to watch Bleach

Guy 2: Well I am going home to watch a Japanese drama

Guy 1: *laughs* J-dramas suck. Are you a old women or a fan girl type?
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Japanese Flapjack 

the sexual act when you fill a women's ass with pancake mix and fuck it for at least an hour, the next day you both wake up to the best Japanese style pancakes a women's ass can make
"I totally gave her a Japanese flapjack, you want some?"
Japanese Flapjack by JapanSexMan October 31, 2009

japanese insult 

A swear word which isn't really offensive in the least, and if anything shows how much of a pussy the person who said it is.
Makes reference to the impressive politeness of the Japanese people, who rarely swear. What you see in anime and Japanese film isn't an accurate indication for any Japan buffs.
Japanese insults include childish things such as 'dummy' and 'poo poo'.
Tom: You're a fucking asshole
Jim: Be quiet you... dummy...
Tom: Mate, that was a Japanese insult
japanese insult by Setae July 13, 2014

Japanese Ponytail 

The process of holding a man or woman's rectum open with two fingers and then inserting scoops of ice cream, several if possible. Then one proceeds to have anal sex with this person.
"Oh my god... Paul japanese ponytailed me last night..."

"That bitch walkin' like she got a japanese ponytail!"
Japanese Ponytail by picklefucker August 26, 2013

Japanese Drive-By 

Some untrained Japanese bitches in a car that try to drive by a Chinese person (or any other race). Then they realize that their guns aren't loaded and the Chinese person (or any other race) kills all the Japanese bitches.
The Tojos tried to Japanese Drive-By me again.
Japanese Drive-By by David Li April 23, 2005

Japanese Fish Hook 

When having sex, and the woman is about to orgasm, and the man finishes her with his hand, and she squints and screams, "Ohhhhhhiieeee!" Then the mans joins in the squinting and screaming, and screams, "Aaaaaayyyyyaaaaaaaaaa!!"
The couple were filed for a sound complaint when trying the Japanese Fish Hook in a hotel with paper thin walls.

Japanese suicide drink 

A mixture of Dr. Pepper (or store brand rip-off), Wasabi, and alot of soy sauce into a shot glass. Everyone stands by a sink and on the count of 5 every one chugs the glass. Repeat untill some one throws up. You can also put liquer into this deadly mix.

(Ex.)

Guy #1: Hey have you heard of theese japanese suicide drink thingy's?

Guy #2: Yeah, me and my freind did a few rounds yesterday night.

Guy #1: Oh yeah? How did that go?

Guy #2: Let's say we ended up in a hospital ER with a non-ending stream of puke pouring out of my freind's mouth.

Guy #1: So it went good?

Guy #2: Yeah.
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