Block your ass

adding a foreign object up the anus and into the rectum in order to clog

Moon is going to block your ass if you're not careful!

by Master the Ass 4000 September 27, 2022

Playing in your ass

Used when you are just playing. This can be said after telling a friend a joke or when messing around with someone.

You can also use:
-Fondling in your ass
-Twiddling in your ass

This is not meant to be taken literally.

Me: I took a pregnancy test this morning.... it was positive.
You:.....
Me: I'm just playing in your ass.

by raleighnative March 11, 2024

poking your ass

Making fun of someone the wrong way

A - "I'm just poking your ass"

by exampleusrname March 11, 2022

your ass from page two

Not knowing anything

You don’t know your ass from page two

by Paul Annette July 31, 2021

I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEP

😱

😱: I TAPPED YOUR ASS THREE TIME IN ANY JEEP

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025

Fuck your girlfriends ass day

Today is the day to bend your girlfriend over and rail her in the ass!

February 20th is labeled the best day.

Man fuck your girlfriends ass day is the best day ever you can fuck it no matter what since it’s that day

by Duderruder February 20, 2025

an ear up your ass

When you are so pissed at your brother and he calls on Thanksgiving to complain and thinks you give two shits so you give him an ear up your ass. —-anonymous

You will get an ear up your ass if call me with shit I don’t care about.

by Byebyekittie November 27, 2020