sex invertebra

I want to die please help. This isn't a meme this is a legit cry for help.

Her: You don't even do anything for our relationship. You just keep saying random shit

Him: Sex invertebra

by Vajvinder June 5, 2017

llama invert

When one's knees are bent backwards, making it so that they can walk, as a llama walks.

Example #1:Young nigge got his knees llama inverted.
Example#2: Don't land stiff legged or your knees will llama invert.

by MAMS88 November 30, 2017

cephalorectal inversion

The act of having one’s head up their ass.

During rainy weather, people driving in this area tend to suffer from Cephalorectal Inversion.

by MissChaoticBliss February 17, 2018

property inventory

A method in which the state makes a person take inventory of their personal property and use it to keep him or her in check.

This dissident is under arrest for not giving his property inventory to the government.

by Genomic Madness March 29, 2019

reverse inverse pegging

Between two persons with male genitalia. One wears a strap-on backwards and fucks the recieving participant's ass by having said participant doing a head stand with hips and knees bent 90° in a sitting position. The participant with strap on, stands up and sits down on the chair structure formed by the recieving participant, inserting the strap on into the recieving participants asshole.

Two male gymnasts tried the reverse inverse pegging after receiving their new strap on.

by Tuguit August 16, 2020

who invented clapping

pewdiepie when he awkwardly tried to hug his hannd using his other hand.

pewdiepie is the one who invented clapping

by potetoe February 16, 2021

fuck inventory

The number of fucks you currently have left to give about a given problem or topic.

1. I was going to vote in this year's election, but after spending the last ten years getting wallet-fucked by both parties, my fuck inventory was depleted, so I stayed home and masturbated instead.
2. Susan sent me a nasty email asking why I hadn't completed all my tasks this sprint, but when I checked my fuck inventory, I found that I had zero remaining fucks, so I told her that I was sick and took the day off.

by arrgitsasnake July 28, 2021