firing the flesh musket

The act of pleasuring oneself (usually a male).

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"I think I'll just spend the evening at home firing the flesh musket".

by Big Daddy Ripshitz September 27, 2013

Flesh Muppet

a Term Used to Describe Pixars Modern 3D Humanoid Models and their use of Realistic Human Flesh and Hair Textures

its Used to Describe Pixars Failed Attempt to Make Their Realistic Human Models Look Cute or Cartoony Compared to
2D Animation and its Actually Cute and Colourful Vector Aesthetic

Man I Remember the Days When SGI Was Just Wowing People with Metalic Robots like in Beastwars
Now Pixars Art Style Looks like Flesh Muppets with Their Realistic Models

Even An Anime like Beastars Looks like a Bunch of Sylvanian Families and Stuffed Animals Bleeding and it Looks Creepy

Why Cant Animation in Film Be More like Animation Memes

by baliebox4916 October 7, 2021

flesh rakes

finger brushes

You dont need a brush just use ur flesh rakes.

by baeily87 September 30, 2017

Flesh Monkey

A common alternative to the word human or person.

Hey, God? I don't know about this whole flesh monkey situation. It seems like kind of a trash species, not gonna lie. Have you seen how they reproduce? That shit is weird and gross, did you do that? Why? Why did you want that?

by AspiringTardigrade August 11, 2023

Flesh musket

Dudes penis is huge! It's a flesh musket!

I hit her with my flesh musket now she's wanting the D again!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

The Flesh Method

When you're jerking off and get a lil freaky and decide to rip off your dick and use it as a dildo.

"I used the flesh method last night, it was amazing"

"Wtf man"

by The Top Balla June 20, 2024

flesh muncher

Someone who munches on human penis.

"I hear Mr Fisher's a bit of a flesh muncher"

"Yes, he's been munching on flesh like there's no tomorrow"

by Blind Beggar August 1, 2016