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Jenny French

One salon manicured pinkie fingernail (most often the user's preferred hand) maintained by the individual exclusively for purposes of cocaine use.
Ex 1. "I don't get a full set girl, just a 'Jenny French' on my right hand."
Ex 2. All of her nails were broken off except that Jenny French.
by Sniffbug March 18, 2022
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The French Attention

In customer service when a customer is being unreasonable and asking for unnecessary accommodations despite the service they have been getting is beyond satisfactory, so the customer service staff will pretend to make the extra accommodations to please the ungrateful fucksticks. This works 100% of the time because these customers are attention seeking and lack a grip on reality, therefore they unable to actually determine the quality of service they are receiving.
“The Karen on table 4 is complaining her Chicken Parm doesn’t have enough chicken.”
“ Give her The French Attention. Based on her haircut I doubt she has any ability to recognize objective quality.”
by waffleman95 March 2, 2021
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French frey

This girl stinks of poo poo and makes giz boob get sad sad, she is very funny and beautiful! Her name originates from the french fries McDonald’s sell
by Daddy finger June 18, 2021
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French Paddle

Much like the dutch rudder, the french paddle is a female mutual masturbatory technique where each participant forms a paddle shape with her right hand, leaving a limp wrist. Each participant then grabs the others right forearm, shakes vigorously slapping her own femenine region.
Yo, I saw these two totally hot chicks before. I wonder if they go home and french paddle each other
by 43-53 August 9, 2012
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French Toasted

A bachelor party / stag party prank. When the groom passes out in the sun, eggs and bread are applied to his naked body. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the groom.
Morgs and 14 of his mates went to Kaiikooora for his stag party. We dressed him in only a g string and made him drink fish bait with warm beer. When he passed out in the sun we french toasted him!
by KStagK November 17, 2013
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French mamas

In any story that involves three female characters which are considered to equally be mothers to one or a number of characters, where the trio of mothers each associated with the colors;

Blue representing the mother with wisdom like that of a perfect noble,
White representing the mother with support and forgiveness like that of the religious/God/Clergy, and
Red representing the mother most willing to help before anyone else, mostly through action showing the fierceness of her love towards the trio of children like that of a raging fire or blood.

In unison the trio strives for the goodwill of their children; similar to how the french nation was said to be established for the goodwill of the french people (French Revolution of 1789).
Roxy, Sylphiette, and Eris are such perfect french mamas with their personalities alongside each one's hair color being blue, white and red respectively that it's not uncanny at all that their story is the reason this article even exists.
by 5aturnius February 11, 2022
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French Hillbilly

A person who travels to a country with alternate laws; enabling them to go down on their cousin
Johnson went on a family vacation to Eswatini with his hot cousin. Johnson is a French hillbilly.
by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022
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