In house dick

Living with a man that you can have sex with at any time.

If I have to be quarantined during this pandemic, thank God I have In house dick.

by KimmieRose April 22, 2020

In Before The Brockway

The phrase originally started in the Facebook group Tavern At The End Of The Internet following the propensity for a staff member always commenting ‘These jokes never get old, just like Nina!’ on Nina Tucker memes (from Fullmetal Alchemist). The use has expanded to being said when getting in right before the closing off point of something - getting in just before the red light, being the very last one to score a ticket for something, etc. It’s rapidly growing in popularity across groups and even into irl situations, bamboozling friends and coworkers.

Original gag:
Step 1: See a Nina Tucker meme

Step 2: Look to see if Tim Brockway has commented ‘These jokes never get old, just like Nina!’ yet

Step 3: If he hasn’t, then comment ‘In Before The Brockway’. You’ve won this round! If he has, then he wins.

Step 4: Rinse and Repeat!

“Finally, I’m in before the Brockway!”

“Damn, he’s just too quick, I never get in before the Brockway”

by Tuckerdidit December 12, 2020

In my very humble opinion

A phrase used to feign modesty by people with inflated egos and an even more inflated sense of self worth. They often believe, falsely, that using this phrase will make them appear intelligent and benevolent. More often, it makes them appear like a douche.

"You're one of the few people I've come across worthy to carry on the human race. At least in my very humble opinion."

by MsBitchhands September 30, 2013

In Chains

To be pussy whipped.
On a short rope
Having a girlfriend that wears the pants

"Oh man Liam H and I were going to hang out but then his bitch girlfriend ally said he wasn't allowed too."
"Wow damn hes fucking in chains

by marcthesharkslayer May 6, 2015

In Bloom

when some one sings a song but totaly doesnt get the meaning of it just like the song in bloom by nirvana talks about

dude did you hear james sing "welcome home"?

yea man he is so in bloom

by Ran Sero April 22, 2008

in the family way

pregnant

"She's in the family way. It will be her first child"

by Anonymous August 18, 2003

in his cups

in his fighting spirit and/or drunk

He is usually a little timid when he was talking to his wife, but nobody in the bar can beat him when he's in his cups!

by Pro-Love Girl April 25, 2010