Trump Hump

When a guy promises a girl great things in bed but all he does is give her 4 quick pumps then he tells her it was the best she ever had and leaves Cheeto fingerprints on her sheets.

He promised my legs would shake but all he gave me was a Trump Hump.

by Kal2731 October 7, 2021

Hump in the pub

Hump in the pub is a sexual act, when you hump in the pub you generally hump the trash can in the pub.

Oi bruv watch me hump in the pub

by Geetar_LD April 2, 2019

Moist Humping

The act of having sexual intercourse but no one climaxes due to thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey.

I was Moist Humping this check but couldn't finish due tothe thoughts of pegging Matthew McConaughey running through my head.

by KL_12345 October 31, 2020

Hump juice

The grease from a camel burger.

I got hump juice in my eye!

by incraigulous September 28, 2019

beaver hump

If you have to lift the hump to shave the Beaver..you have a beaver hump

My beaver hump has to be tucked into my pants.

by desertflower410 May 24, 2017

hump attic

a person who humps ANYTHING

I was walking down the street and i everyone around me was humping random shit my wife as well, they were all hump attics.

by me duh44 October 16, 2023

Cootie Humping

V. The act of two females grinding/bumping their vaginas together

My vagina is raw from all that cootie humping last night

by eatitup July 19, 2011