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garbage humanitarian

Noun - Someone who is trying to save the world by donating to charity and reducing their plastic use with a reusable water bottle, but still buys McDonald’s or Fast Food and an occasional item or two from Amazon or Walmart.
Evangeline was fully aware she’s being a garbage humanitarian, but the guilt is not enough to keep her from snacking on her favorite Chicken Filet Nuggies, waffle chips and Poly Sauce in the employee parking lot of the Non-Profit Corporation where she works. I’m no bigot or homophobe! I’m just HUNGRY! No one will really know. Who cares.
by Ang Dax May 10, 2024
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For Humanity!!!

That's the name of my Human/Cleric deck in MTG Arena. Are you creeping on my Facebook page Emma?
Hym "For Humanity!!! Was a good deck. I made it to diamond with that... And then they needed it. I didn't even uses that bullshit angel card the everyone was using at the time. They literally perform everything I do. First it was the mutants. Then it was the scute swarm. Then clerics. I don't have any usable archetypes left! How am I supposed to play the game like that!?"
by Hym Iam October 15, 2024
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Arts and Humanities Scholar

Look at the toilet paper dispenser, it's seems some Arts and Humanities Scholars arrived in our office
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Cross-section of humanity

To represent a sample of the human race across race, gender, and age.
We are looking at a cross-section of humanity.
by Wagglefun May 5, 2019
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Fuckin' Fake Humanitarian hoe

A person who acts as if they're a humanitarian
Kourtney: Kim, there's people that are dying.

*7 or 8 years later*

Kim: ...Fuckin' fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do shit for the world and fucking fake it all day long and act like Oh, there's people dying Kim(Mocking Kourtney). And what the fuck are doing about it. So shut the fuck up.
by ZJay412 November 5, 2020
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Death of humanity

When you pour a VERY Deadly poison into at a fabric that product food or other stuff everyone eats and dies.
Jack: John lock at this cool burger it looks so good and ITS GREEN OMG.

John: wow, Jack that looks so good let me have a bite.

Also john: 'takes a bite' dies

Jack: ohh that looks cool let me try.
"also dies"

And the death of humanity has began
by AdozeOfMySh!t February 19, 2021
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scum of humanity

by Ares Raped Ur mother February 28, 2021
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