Hooking

When one kicks another in the crotch area from behind, usually by surprise.

Jimmy got detention for hooking Brian.

by mrsunshine94 October 2, 2009

hooking off

Hooking off is when you hooking onto your neighbours internet without there concent.

jayden: hay brad! i did a search on my wireless router and found a new computer connected called Tom.
brad: hmm how long do you think he has been hooking off for?

by Goddess.xo May 30, 2009

Hooking for a fucking

Two people hook up for sex.

"we hooking for a fucking tonight sexy?"
"yeah sure, give me a ring later"

by KatieLovesIt! April 20, 2009

Honking

incessantly insisting about a task, desire, or problem at hand

Greg: "Bru Bru Bru Bru Bru... Can you hit a bulls-eye so we can go to Taco Bell already?"
Bru: "Dude stop honking at me, I'll do it when I want"

by SpiritoftheGame January 26, 2015

Rectum Hopping

A competition where you see how much chocolate you can pack into as many different dudes in a given time limit.

I went rectum hopping yesterday and packed 2 cubic yards of fudge, now I have AIDs.

by Blood_Dew November 21, 2004

hooking up

When two people get together for date-like activities. does not have to be sexual. Can also be someone hooking up two other people

Tony and Hannah were hooking up two people the other day.

by Trixter August 8, 2006

hocking a lubey

The act of shitting out lube after anal sex

After a wild round of fudge-pounding, Angela proclaimed, "I'll be in the bathroom, hocking a lubey."

by _____cadet January 28, 2014