Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

A guy frequently spotted playing with children's no-no parts. After a good touch, he proceeds to spank the child with the tennis racket. How disturbing! He finds this entertaining. After this, he buys a corn dog.

Henry: some guy just pulled down my trousers and spanked me with a tennis racket.
Me: That's disturbing!
Henry:He said his name was Vince the Homosexual with a Tennis Racket

by KnowWhat Imtalkin bout January 1, 2012

Homosexual

A man who likes to get fucked in the ass, or do oral with men, or a female who likes to scissor, finger each other and do oral with other females. the difference between these two is that lesbians (homosexual females) are hot and gays,

(homosexual males) are not. Homosexuals are not attracted to the other sex. in that case, they would be bi.

Guy 1: Dude, that guys such a fucking homosexual. He keeps telling me he wants to suck my dick.
Guy 2: Look! He's over there getting fucked in the ass by Jimmy.

by DirtyWhore_callme November 5, 2018

homosexual

-adjective
to be on that gay shit, in other words “flam”

“Wow, Nikki is on that homosexual shit again for not chilling with us.”

by Rosa.said.no September 28, 2019

Homotextual

Someone who, or the act of, texting a member of the same-sex in a homosexual way.

Frank texts Gary: Hey man. Did I ever tell you that your ass is fine?
Gary texts Frank: Stop being homotextual

by TDub2 May 26, 2009

Homotextual

A homosexual male who enjoys texting his non-homosexual male and female friends excessively.

Chad is a major Homotextual! He texted Brittany, Bobbi, Bryan, Karen, Alexis, Liz, Troy, Scott, Peter, Rachel, Mike, Paul, Pablo, Rico, Enrique, and Sara all at the same time.

by Lizzie01832 December 11, 2009

Homotextuals

When you and a buddy text each other the same thing.

Django: Banchan
Assciated Press: You mean Amitab Bachan?
Yao: you mean Ben Chod?
Darkness: you mean Ben Chod?
Me: You homotextuals!

by ih8fizzix May 9, 2018

Homotextual

People who engage in romantic, flirtatious or provocative conversation solely through the use of text messaging

Person 1 asks : "Have you met your ecrush yet?"

Person 2: "No, I think she might be a homotextual"

by pelesiren August 27, 2020