Homework

the reason all kids hate school and want it to burn to the ground

teacher: we have homework

Kids: fuck you

by Ryan PlaYz June 1, 2018

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An item designed by a teacher in the 1800's as a punishment reserved only for his worst students. Now a requirement at most schools, requiring at the very least 1 hour to complete.

-1800's-
Jack: "What did you do last night"
Jill: "I had homework"
Jack: "What did you do to receive such large and horrible punishment?"
Jill: "I killed the teachers entire family"
-Now-
Jack: "What did you do last night?"
Jill: "Played some video games."
Jack: "But what about homework!"
Jill: "I didn't do it."
Jack: "What do you mean! The teacher is going to kill your entire family now!"

by Shekerz October 12, 2018

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Some work those dumbass teachers give you to do at home. Like yeah, mate. It's not like i've just done 6 hours of work, and now your making me use up my free time with MORE WORK.

"Hey, bob, did you do the homework last night?"
"Ugh, no. Why would I waste my time on that?"

by tears of sunshine October 20, 2018

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Homework Conversation

The conversation you have with your crush when you try to hit them up but you don't know what to say so you just ask about the homework from school.

Boy: Bro I totally hit up my crush yesterday night.
Boy 2: For real? What'd you say?
Boy: I asked her about the math homework.
Boy 2: Lol the classic Homework Conversation

by Pastazone October 25, 2018

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only done at home, but teachers don't think...what if you don't have a home? what if you live in the janitors closet? Nope, you must have a home if you go to school, but maby you ran away in hopes of getting away from homework because you wouldn't have to do homework if you didn't have a home but your teachers don't know that because if you told them you'de have to go talk to a guidance councellor and no on wants to do that so instead you lie and sleep in the janitors closet at school and eat food from the cafeteria abd no one ever knows.

I hate homework

by why do i have to do this1234 October 30, 2018

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