Home Deport

This is what happens to illegal immigrants whom are looking for work at Home Depot when the police or immigration comes.

I couldn't find anyone to mow my lawn today while cruising the parking lot of Home Deport this afternoon.

by ChonerRivera October 13, 2011

Homing Pigeon

A weapon from the worms series. You select a target, and a bird flys from your Worm's gun to that point, where it explodes. Prone to sporadic behavior if the path to the target is dificult to navigate, but useful when used properly.

"Even a Homing Pigeon can't miss at this distance!"

by fzh November 4, 2004

Home Depot

The largest category of tool. Tool, Tool Box, Home Depot

The World's Largest Tool Box

Mara is not just a tool box, she's Home Depot

by Dan Langley December 14, 2003

Home Wrecker

A Dirty Nasty Little Slut Bitch that goes for Married men because she knows she can't get her own. Also know as Desperate, Easy, loose...

Janigga, Jenise, Slut, Whore

Janigga's at it again, trying to be a home wrecker.

by Krazy Mami October 3, 2007

home nudist

Someone who is occasionally/always nude only inside of their home.

Beth is a home nudist because she does errands with no clothes on inside of her house.

by Boop King November 2, 2014

home knocker

When one masturbates so hard and so fast that his bed knocks against his walls.

Leo was such a home knocker that his bed made a hole in his bedroom wall. Boy oh boy were his parents angry.

by TheAssociationss July 1, 2011

nursing home

A place where there are no toilets, becuase everyone craps in their pants. Also, one of the funniest places to set off a fire alarm.

Grandson: "Dad, what's that smell."
Father: "I think grandpa crapped in his pants again."
Grandson: "Let's send him to a nursing home."
Grandpa: "I'm old."

by William Stephens May 22, 2006