hoink

horse pig

chill guy if horse head with pig body

not very chill guy if horse body pig head

hoink multiple times to summon

you got one beautiful hoink right there

by mommy milker 42069 September 25, 2025

Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile

A method in eating a frosted cupcake—the act of removing the frosting from the top of the cupcake, utilizing the wrapper to do so, and dipping pieces of the cupcake into the frosting.

Nate: Your Hoinky-Sploinky Mudpile is so sloppy, how do you sleep at night?
Max: With your mom next to me.

by Nateils November 3, 2025

Hoine

A woman or women of an attractive nature.

“Look over there fellas, I see some hoine.”

by Poppazyn2win November 24, 2025

queue hoping

committing suicide or at least trying to

I had to wait 4 hours at A&E coz of someone queue hoping!

by 2bord December 6, 2006

state hoping

going to another state to see a band/act as well as going to the show in your state.

A: Hey did you here *band* are comming?
B: WOW NO WAY!
A: yeah do you want to go state hoping with me?
B: ofcourse we'll go to melbourne as well!

by rainbow. June 23, 2008

air-holing

1. (v) A flatulence competition between two or more parties. To duel based on sound and smell of one's gas. 2. (v) passing gas.

"We've been air-holing in here all day. You might want to take a shower before you leave."

by The Smoke March 22, 2010

bull hoinkery

a nice way of saying bull honkey , whjich is a nice way of saying bull crap which is a nice way of saying bull shit.
created due to a misspelling

thats total bull hoinkery

by sexiidaemonmagick February 27, 2011