A “Hirafu Hando” is a bit of a misnomer. It’s when an acquaintance, travel companion, or friend always owes his portion of something.
After being badgered to repay, and running out of options, this ancient con comes in to play.
In an attempt to satisfy his debts - with a paid round of handjobs once they get to the destination (traditionally snowboard holiday ventures in the islands of Northern Japan.)
The outcome is always the same though, the degenerate in question shows up early to a gentlemen’s establishment, massage parlor, or sauna, and offers to “finish off the customers” for no monetary renumeration, as long as she instructs them to “place a towel over their face, for an even better ending”
The broke friend, hides, impatiently waiting in the shadows of the lampshade - ready at a moments notice, to take on his debts, until the last drop remains.
After being badgered to repay, and running out of options, this ancient con comes in to play.
In an attempt to satisfy his debts - with a paid round of handjobs once they get to the destination (traditionally snowboard holiday ventures in the islands of Northern Japan.)
The outcome is always the same though, the degenerate in question shows up early to a gentlemen’s establishment, massage parlor, or sauna, and offers to “finish off the customers” for no monetary renumeration, as long as she instructs them to “place a towel over their face, for an even better ending”
The broke friend, hides, impatiently waiting in the shadows of the lampshade - ready at a moments notice, to take on his debts, until the last drop remains.
How does Captain always manage to pull aff all these epics trips? It’s always last minute, and he’s always saying he’s broke? gives? He’s world famous for those “Hirafu Hando’s” - The Boys say he does a better job anyway.
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