Shaking hands

An illegal act

John was shaking hands with Michael, the police arrested them.

by Notasithlord April 4, 2020

Edward Loko Hands

Similar to the party favorite "Edward 40 Hands," in this show of drinking spectacular, the participant(s) duct tape two Four Lokos to their hands. They must consume both Lokos before they are allowed to use their hands again. Extra credit is given for finishing them as fast as humanly possible.

We all played Edward Loko Hands to celebrate the fact that Four Loko is now banned for being too ridiculously awesome. Jim got a DUI and now Megan is pregnant.

by SteverMcGeever December 4, 2010

mr hands

A man that died shortly after taking the entire penis of a horse. The movie is available online by googleing MrHands.mpeg

"Oh man, did you see that video Mr Hands?"
"Yes, I can't believe that guy took all that that"

by SoftAndElegant April 11, 2008

Safe Hands

Declared when gropeage takes place. If the gropee (person being groped) is too shy to deter the groper, others can intervene with cries of "SAFE HANDS!!11!" to save the gropee from gropeage.

*Bowen grabs Amy around the thighs, slowly slipping his hands up towards her beltline*
Amy: Oo-er *concerned look*
Fabio: SAFE HANDS BOWEN, 5AF3 HANDZ!11!
Bowen: Damn, pwned. Again.

by Johnny The Homicidal Maniac August 21, 2005

Wakey Wakey Hands off Snakey

Stop wanking and get up!

My brother busted into my room yelling "Wakey Wakey hands off Snakey" to awaken me while I tried spanking the monkey a little before work.

by Kooh July 7, 2011

handsome man

Is a strikingly good looking guy. The best features.

Damn! That's a handsome man!

by Rjpoo August 16, 2017

Helping-Hands Job

A sexual maneuver where a male sits on his knees. His partner sits behind him so that their chest touches his back. The partner then reaches underneath the male's armpits and extends their arms outward. The male will then fold his arms over his partner's and hides his hands behind his back. The partner then gives the male a hand-job is such a fashion that an observer may believe the male is using his own hands. The concept is likely born from the game called "Helping Hands" on the popular television show "Who's Line is it Anyway".

My girlfriend gave me a helping-hands job while I looked in the mirror so it looked like I was masturbating without having to put forth the effort.

by peggy87 July 29, 2010