Muscle Hamster

To be swollen; to be fucking jacked. Gaining so much mass that girls offer ass. The definition of having guns for buns. Flex for sex? You don't even need to flex to get sex. Remember, Muscles, never steamers.

Dude have you seen that kid AAJ? Kids a fucking Muscle Hamster.

That Townie murph is the definition of a Muscle Hamster

by GainMassForAss November 8, 2012

Poo hamster

Poo hamster is where your totally cover is shit and you run around like a hamster out of its cage

She was covered head to toe in his shit ,oh she's a poo hamster

by Lord of the fart June 13, 2017

Dirty hamster

Where you shit and you ass is so hairy to where ass hair comes out with your shit.

Bro Taven last night I had the nastiest dirty hamster last night it looked unnatural.

by David Chicago March 21, 2019

sexay_hamster

a sexay beast from IGN.com that spams rapidly and is awesome

by dude next door October 21, 2003

Satanic Hamster

A guy who nails Joe Notaman's mother.

I mean, like, uNF, uNF. Say my NAME, bitch, say my NAME!

by Satanic_Hamster March 28, 2005

The hamster dance

The hamster dance is the sexual move where you shove a hamster up your ass in order for it to tickle your insides causing you to move around and dance

Hey do you wanna meet up tonight? Maybe we can do the hamster dance

by The human bruh moment February 27, 2020

Satanic Hamster

Some guy who's nailed Joe Natoman's mom.

I mean, like, uNF uNF.

by Satanic_Hamster March 28, 2005