Humans Against Genesis (HAG)

Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.

Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).

Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!

by BobackTFox January 31, 2023

Hag flap

The loose skin on a woman's arm.

Martha caught her hag flap in the door latch.

by Moonbeam76 January 12, 2022

Wanker Hag

A person who is toxic in overwatch and constantly complains about 'no heal', 'no damage'

Dragonix Can you pleaaase more heaL.
Dragonix gg
Goblin Omg you are such a wanker hag!

by senorgibbi November 19, 2024

Party hag

That middle aged overly tan woman with wrinkled leathery skin from poor life choices always with a drink and cigarette in her hands that is partying way too hard at a social gatherings as if she were eternally 21.

She’s such a party hag.

by El Pedro de Pacas August 21, 2021

hag

when you reach the age of 18 years old on twitter, you’re officially a hag

“you know daniel?”
“yeah we’re friends”
“eww he’s a hag”
“he is 19!”

by ouiouiphaguette January 14, 2022

Hag

A sexy, sarcastic older woman who doesn’t give a fuck. Often a gay icon or someone who is active in the gay community.

Seen as a role model for many who (despite their age) dresses however they like, says whatever they like, and parties- looking gorgeous while they do it.

Joan rivers is such a hag!

Did you meet that woman in the smoking area? Iconic. What a hag.

by Joan Collins June 21, 2021

Facebook Hag

A person who Is friendly with someone who is not on Facebook, but stil agrees to post the non Facebook person’s Pictures, videos and comments on their own Facebook page for them.

“I’m not on Facebook, but I have a Facebook Hag who posts stuff for me!”

by AJ Rules The School July 17, 2018