holy jesus convention

A term used in a cosplay skit, one about Narutards, and how many there are. Basically, it was one of the best skits I've seen, and it made me laugh. Jiraiya was great for saying this.

But other than that, the term is basically the coolest thing ever, only being used by the truely amazing people.

Friend: Woah, check out that sick ride!
Other Friend: Holy jesus convention, that is friggin' sweet!

by Shelbyyyy June 19, 2006

holy fa-shizit

A term used when a younger child is in the room, or if you dont like to cuss. Based on the term "Holy Shit" which is much more vulgar.

dude1: aww man, i just crapped my pants...
(little brother walks into room)
dude2: holy fa-shizit!

by thafranchise94 May 12, 2007

Holy Cat-hair

An expression of emotion, usually when something light-heartedly upsetting is happening.

Also, "holy cat-hair, man" may be used when desired.

1) Joe goes to the refrigerator for some milk. He finds an empty carton. He says "Holy Cat-hair, who drank all the milk?!?"

2) Susie and Jane meet for a movie. They find they are wearing the same outfit! They say to each other, "Holy cat-hair man, you're wearing my outfit!!?!"

by AmberRoseJr March 31, 2009

Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers

An exclamation of suprise. As made by the famous Twitterer Georgia.

"I just got the new McFly album"
"Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers! You lucky cow! Lets see!...Holy Fudging Mackrel Cumbers Dougie looks well fit!"
"Danny pwns the photo..!"

by Giggling_cinderella June 15, 2009

holy load

To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!

Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!

by bosshogg00 July 31, 2009

Holy Ghost Ride

Praying while operating a vehicle.

Batman: “Religious extremists have taken the pilot hostage and are about to crash into Six Flags.”

Robin: “Holy Ghost Ride Batman!”

by Kevotard January 2, 2011

Holy Houdini

when you are doing your girl from behind, and you pull out--and spit on the girls back to make her think you got off, then when she turns around, you give a shot in the face.

not necessarily nice, so be careful who you choose to victimize with this move.

I was doing her from behind, and I figured it would be a great time to try a Holy Houdini

by loverofthepenis November 21, 2010