gangrenous hole

(n.) a vagina that is infected with some sort of disease (not necessarily gangrene),appears generally unhealthy visually, or is displeasing to one's olfactory sense.

Ned: I am telling you bro, Erika is smoking hot, but when I got them panties off......man, it was like I was facing off your granny's gangrenous hole.

Neal: Dude....how do you know about my granny's snatch?

by Blenderhead1991 May 5, 2009

cake hole

A word used to describe your mouth.

Bitch, shut your cake hole!

by Bomni February 8, 2005

crawl in a hole and die

This is mainly used to express the feeling of mortification after a particularly humiliating social experience, leaving you wanting to "crawl in a hole and die" rather than face the people it happened in front of.

Susan: Did you really skip wearing underwear today?
Angela: Yes! And everyone at school saw when I fell down! I just wanna crawl in a hole and die, now

by Luminol March 13, 2016

don't know your ass from a hole in the ground

It means you don't know any better or not up for the job.

Son you don't know your ass from a hole in the ground What makes you think you can do this?

by tipifire September 14, 2006

fuck hole

Any hole that can be fucked

"Yes! Put it in my fuck hole! No, not THAT fuck hole. The OTHER one. Yeah..That's it!"

by Anonymous January 24, 2003

up your own hole

stuck up, egotistical, opposed to being proven wrong, self obsessed

"dave you're up your own hole"

by gerald fawcett February 22, 2008

Haley

the most beyond perfect, smart, beautiful, funny, caring, kind, sweet and a very very sexy girl who had ever entered my life , she makes me smile just by looking at her. Its not that shes the most beyond perfect girl in the world but its that shes most beyond perfect girl for ME. There is one thing that we have and no other couple will ever have, they will never have someone like Ivey, to love, to hold and to call them their girlfriend/wife. The first moment she had come to my life, she had swooped my heart and made me fell in love with her at first glance. She can make you smile just by looking at her smile, because her smile is so beautiful and words cannot describe the happiness she gives out. I can never forget how she made me feel so breathless just by giving me a smile. One of the numbers of most important thing she had ever taught me was: the feeling of love. I don't deserve her the slightest bit, and yet she stays be with me making me even luckyest, I Love You A Whole Ton, that no one can else's love can ever compare.

"Omggrrrr, whose that sexy angel? ^^"
*punch*"that sexy angel is my girlfriend Haley :)<3"
*starts spitting out blood and a tooth
"damn... you lucky smelling bastard"
yeah i know :) <3
"damn im bleeding, why'd you hit me so hard? >_>
"thats because shes mine and only mine forever :) <3 if you want her you have to get through me and ill never let anyone pass :)<3

by PublishhhhhIT! July 15, 2010