dentist guitar

The kind of guitar your dentist would play. Typically a repetitive, badly played, two chord "song"
I just couldn't get into the practicing tonight. All I could play was dentist guitar
by Bungalow Bill December 23, 2001
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Sylicon Guitar

a high pitched volumed guitar sound originally used most oftenly with bands like Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd.
very toned and pitched sound
the guitar line in any colour you like, brain damage, and many other songs off dark side of the moon
by ollie lewin June 08, 2004
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Hawaiian Guitar

An intimate sex position involving Spam
The woman folds the Spam slices in half, bites a hole in the middle, opens them and slides them onto an errect penis. She then plays that penis like a guitar using her mouth if skilles or hands if not.
Cinny and Zakky went to Hawaii on their Honeymoon and decided Cinny should Hawaiian Guitar her new husband's penis. That is how they learned to enjoy Spam!
by centRALpa November 09, 2014
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guitar face

The act of making an atypical face especially while playing Guitar Hero. The look typically resembles a look of intense pain, wonderful bliss or sometimes even just plain jaw-dropping awe especially when playing "Through the Fire and Flames" on the Expert setting.
Billy: Look at that guy over. So shocked. So down. So glum...

Jason: Yeah. He must have just gotten dumped by his girlfriend. The guitar face says it all.
by AnathemaUnbound November 20, 2007
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Guitar Zero

1. People who suck at all the Guitar Hero games.

2. Anyone who doesn't have friends to start a real band and as a result, join online bands on Guitar Hero World Tour all day long.
1. Sam: Jeeze Jeff, you got booed off again!!?!?!
Jeff: yeah.
Sam: Dude, you're a total guitar zero!

2. Philip wanted to be in a band, so he joined one on Guitar Hero instead of following his dreams and making a real one.
by Dr Lina P July 09, 2009
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steel guitar

having a boner while fingering and old lady at the same time your tossing her salad.
"hey lastnight i went to pick up johnny at his grandmas house..he took longer than expected so his grandma asked me to come in one thing lead to another and i performed a steel guitar."
by shanoo April 23, 2008
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