guardrailing

When someone wedges something about the size of a 1 foot long 2 x 4, the long way into some's tail bone, or even when a skateboarder takes a spill and the one side of the board goes into their tailbone.

"Hey did you see that skater?"
"Yea man he completely got guardrailed"
"Man I hate guardrailing"

by LTD36 (second profile) February 24, 2008

spunk guard

Glasses/spectacles worn by a female who is about to receive a load in the face

Get your spunk guard ready darling, purple charlie is about to deliver his payload!

by Dave Spence February 13, 2008

Toilet Guardian

The kid that guards the toilet at parties. (Puking) Some are oblivious and think the Toilet Guardian just has a small bladder.

"Who's in the bathroom now?"
"O thats just the Toilet Guardian again."
"O not again!"

by urb steez September 2, 2009

dribble guard

The position in basketball where you dribble the ball and pass it and then get it back and dribble it again and then shoot a brick while being triple teamed

hes a dribble guard

by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016

Color guard

Horny high school hoes who can’t play instruments but still want to be in band.

SASAH! Honey please keep ahold of that saber we have a shoe tomorrow; and I will not let this color guard look awful!

by Oggi of the Boggi December 11, 2020

Smurf Dragon Guardian

What some drunk guy yells at you when he wants something to eat, preferably chips.

Give me some chips, you Smurf Dragon Guardian!!!

by TreeShaman92 December 21, 2010

Dunkadelic Shooting/ Two-Guard

The Dunkadelic Two-guard that has size ( 6'6 to 6'8 ) and strength can also play the Dunkadelic Sm. Forward posistion. The players who can play both the 2 and 3 ( Sm. Forward ) are known as a Dunkadelic Swingman. The Swing player is generally one of the most explosive players in the game of basketball today.

Kobe Bryant, LeBron James, Tracy McGrady, Vince Carter, and Paul Pierce are premiere Dunkadelic Swingman in the NBA. LeBron and Kobe are the 2 best.

by Derrick E. Vaughan March 24, 2005