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Crusty Anal Grab

After a poop you shove a hook up your ass and pull poops out like fish.
"Mom help the hook is stuck"
"You shouldn't be doing crusty anal grabs anymore this is the 4th time this week!"
by MikeTheWordMan May 28, 2016
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grab my crayons

a term used, when stating something very simple or that needs very little explanation is still not understood. an act of explaining it with pictures and diagrams drawn with crayons like you would do when teaching a child.
person 1 no i don't want to go out, i can't afford it and i'll will want to get absolutely smashed and it's my mums birthday tomorrow..
Person 2 "so? why? what's the problem?
Person 1 "right hold on till i grab my crayons and explain this to you in a way you will understand"
by hipityhopity October 12, 2013
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Grabbing My Musket

A white-person, dog-whistle term to encourage a set of followers take violent actions against a government while declining to do so yourself to avoid personal criminality or charges of incitement to violence.
On Nov. 9th, if Trump loses, I'm grabbing my musket. You in?
by ZaBlanc October 26, 2016
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Grab dick day

On April 12th, all girls get payback on boys from the day before, which was “national grab ass day” so we have “national grab dick day” boys, be prepared
by HellYeaMan April 11, 2019
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Smash n Grab

Simply means "in and out" and can therefore apply to a great many things. You do the math.
"She's gone to her parents for the week!"
"Amazing, smash n grab to Bobby's Sauna this weekend then?"

or

"She says she'll leave me if I don't do a smash n grab to the registry office!"
"Jesus, she found out about Bobby's Sauna?"
by OB August 28, 2005
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smash n grab

When a car stops at a light or stop and someone usually smashes your window to grab a purse or something of value from your car.
This usually happens in the city of New York or in Puerto Rico, or wherever their are Puerto Ricans. (Beware)
Andy:Wow what happen to your car?
Janet: Some puerto rican smashed my window and tried to take my purse while I was waiting for my friend but I sprayed him with mace and then I threw his boriqua butt out.
Andy: Good one janet!! So he did not get your white check...good.
by makinde October 3, 2003
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Grab titty day

by Lilog501 May 25, 2018
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