Mike acted like he had an extremely high pain threshold, but all I did was milk his goose and he cried like a little girl. Milking the goose hurts like hell!
by Ice Kube January 22, 2012
When you look like a greasy mixture of a nasty ol goose and the horridness of a turkey......usually also got sickle toes
by RLOVE March 04, 2003
a "dirty" martini made with Grey Goose Brand Vodka mixed with olive brine. Garnished with 3 olives. Shaken, not stirred. (See also-dirty kettle: made with Kettle One Brand Vodka)
Hey Susan, would you care to join me at the Top of the Mark for a filthy goose? But of course Chris...vamanos!
by Mr. Lane "Dyogi" Mayer October 16, 2003
to feel the urge of some nasty quickly flowing excrement about to blast out of your ass.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.
similar to having mud butt but moves much faster.
he suddenly turned pale, and started walking funny as he walked stiffly to the restroom. I think he has a case of the goose shats.
by borWorm January 25, 2007
A transsexual animal that is half goose and half lobster. It has a goose head and lobster claws, also goose feet and a lobsters tail. Has a mustache and wears a tiara. Usually seen while flying in a hot air balloon.
I am the prettiest transsexual lobster goose you will ever meet while flying in a hot air balloon. Cousins with the hamster moose!!
by cassa1111 November 14, 2009
The act of doing a head stand while shitting out a goose and then chopping your own legs of and feeding it to a goose.
by TheGooseFlock December 17, 2013
The phenomenon of drinking an excessive amount of alcohol (grey goose in this case) and developing "flu-like" symptoms the next day.
Sal:Say, where was Jane at work today?
Rick:I dunno, says she has the swine flu, but sounds more like the Goose Flu!
Sal:Jane drinks too much!
Rick:I dunno, says she has the swine flu, but sounds more like the Goose Flu!
Sal:Jane drinks too much!
by cptGRRR December 22, 2009